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"Earth. You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it helps" - Dr.Seuss

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

(via stabs)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via sydbeckk)

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

(via happiest)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via laugh-addict)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(via highrapunzel)

(Source: parachute3s, via that0netallgirl)

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.
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