Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.